taxonomyofmansplainers

The Train-, Plane-, and Automosplainer

taxonomyofmansplainers:

He waits until you’re seated next to him in some kind of vehicle with *no escape* and asks, “Have you ever heard of x?”  Without waiting for an answer, this species proceeds to explain said topic to you at length for the entire duration of the trip. Cannot be deterred by lack of eye contact or verbal unresponsiveness. Pretending to fall asleep sometimes effective.